Someone kindly just emailed me this and it bought on a much needed laugh, I have been there! I am sure others must have too……
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYou Don’tGiveMeAssessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation
USSER: ReallyPissedOff 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYou Don’tGiveMeAssessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use