The thirty year wait is over....: It's not on sale... - Headway

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The thirty year wait is over....

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It's not on sale, just give money to charity instead.

It's Bagpussmas time,

There's no need to be afraid.

At Bagpussmas time,

We let in Emily and we’re ready for play.

And in our world of mouse organs,

We can fix all the crappy toys.

Throw your arms around

the world at Bagpussmas time.

But, say a prayer,-

Pray for Gabriel and Madeleine.

At Bagpussmas -Time, it's

hard but when you’re made of string.

There's a world outside your window

and it's a world of puppets and a bear,

Where the only stuffing filling is

the scratchy fluff of horsehair.

And the Bagpussmas tunes that

play there are the tinkling

chimes of the mice.

Well tonight thank God it's them

- they’re rather nice.

And there won't be snow in the toy shop,

It’s eighty bloody degrees

the greatest gift they’ll get this year

Is treatment for the fleas

Where no toy ever grows

It’s a sodding children’s show.

Do they know it's Bagpussmas -time at all?

Here's to you, raise your remote for everyone

And here's to them stuck at 2pm on BBC1.

Do they know it's Bagpussmas -time at all?

Fix the world. We will mend it

Fix the world. We will fix it

Fix the world.

Let them know it's Bagpussmas Time.

Fix the world.

Let them know it's Bagpussmas -Time.

Fix the world.

Let them know it's Bagpussmas -Time.

Fix the world.

Let them know it's Bagpussmas -Time.

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FABULOUS! TAKE A BOW THAT MAN!!

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StaceM8

Is that your own work Baron cos that's brilliant & are U able t sing / perform or know anyone who can, cos I think we're lookin at Xmas No.1 here. The re release of th original No.2 obviously ;o)

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BaronC in reply toStaceM8

Thank you both kindly. Yeah, all my own work, my own fair hand (and warped brain) created it :)

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StaceM8

Singing it in my head, Bagpussmas time just seems a bit much and maybe just Bagpuss time or du totally disagree, afterall I'm no writer ;o)

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BaronC in reply toStaceM8

Bagpussmas time it is I'm afraid, Bagpuss wouldn't want it any other way

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StaceM8 in reply toBaronC

Suppose if U sing it Bag - pussmas time it still sounds good ;o)

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StaceM8 in reply toStaceM8

In actual fact singing it that way I do kind've agree ;o)

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Sem2011

love it Baron, let us know when video is released ! :)

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Danslatete

Just the light relief I need.

Fix the world for number 1 !

Love the line about being treated for fleas ;)

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jo-2014

baron that amazing wonderfull its made me smile thank you so much. I also love the bit about fleas.

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RachyBoo

Absolutely brilliant Baron, still singing this now (in my head, I've a terrible voice!)

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BaronC in reply toRachyBoo

That never stopped the mice :)

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RachyBoo

It's not stopped me either

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RachyBoo

It's not stopped me either

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dillyd

Brilliant, best laugh I've had in days, really ought to get in the charts, surfeit would go to No 1 xx

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BaronC in reply todillyd

Start the campaign here. Find an artist/idiot to record it, etc, etc...

:D

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dillyd in reply toBaronC

Problem is I don't know any producers. Bet someone on this site does though

dillyd profile image
dillyd in reply toBaronC

Problem is I don't know any producers. Bet someone on this site does though

BaronC profile image
BaronC

Nah, nor do I.

I'll just slink away and quietly celebrate Bagpussmas :)

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dora21

Oh how funny, everytime I hear the original one now which will no doubt be on in every single shop everyday until January, I will now be singing this very catchy tune instead!

Well done for making us all feel much happier & less stressed about one day x

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