after recent madcap blogs, someone suggested writing a book. Nicole Kidman has been texting and calling as she wants to play me in the movie.
who would play you?
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who would play you in a movie? - Fibromyalgia Acti...
who would play you in a movie?
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Oh San do you need to ask, Jaws of course in a sea based film , or on land Richard Wilson ( Victor Meldrew) in drag....
The only person who could play me convincingly would be Joan Collins! Or even the one who pays Mrs Brown! xxxxxx
• in reply toladymoth
As your stunt double can you get the least active to play you then I won't have to suffer TOO much
For me it would be Courtney Cox ~ Monica in Friends but as playing me as Monica!
I am such a Monica character... !
Can Josh Harnett be my fella in the movie please !!
Emma
anyone you chose.
Great .... and Brian Cox and David Attenborough just because I want to meet them
would they be advisors or should we write them in?
What ever you think is best !!
• in reply toMdaisy
Bahhhhh no man will agree to play my opposite so victor Meldrew is going to have to keep swapping out of drag to play both parts
Sulks VG x
Awhh C'mon VG - bet Brian Cox would be honoured! 
I think you mixed up the word honoured with horrified ......
hamble99b• in reply to
don't forget you can pick anyone, it's how you look in he themes - victor meldrew might not like the trapeze but betty grable did.
Betty grable ... Mmm Betty Crocker might be good she can play me and I,ll eat all her cake mixes
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok have given this serious thought .... Angelina Jolie can play me and Daniel Craig can be my leading man at least they are both alive
Ohh and I could look after brad Pitt while Anglian is busy playing me ... Win win for me....
Doris Day - in full Calamity Jane mode would have to play me
whip crack-a-way!
Please don't let anyone playing M near any coffee ...ouzo or Peter Andre 
Oh no not the whips .... They are banned too.....I couldn't possibly say on here but you could ask Peter Andre
Looks innocently at M......
VG you truly are evil at times
Looks all angelic and slips away evilly
Maladjusted• in reply to
Angelic!!! splutter. Mind you don't trip over that halo as you slink away
Danny devito - well we do look like 'twins' lol x
And while your backs are turned I sneek in and kidnap Daniel Craig yummy. Evil laugh.
I would play victer meldrews wife in one foot in grave ... As i am married to guy just like him lol ....or jennifer lopaz ..i would love to dance ...
Hi
I think Quasimodo would be a brilliant piece of casting for me if you could only get him off those blooming bells.
Take care and kindest regards
Terry
a bit lake I know to join in with the conve but for me it would be bella emberg!!!permanently reclined on a chaise longue with long floaty lounge wear and dripping in diamonds... In an ideal world I would have a figure like Ursula Andress but hey, we can't all have looks, figure and a personality
this is a longstanding family joke cos I have 2 sisters... one who is very pretty and one who is tall and willowy and I am known as a bit of a joker and comedienne in the family plus I've had 3 c-sections due to having large babies so the figure I was dealt with has rapidly gone down hill even more in the last 12 years... still, as long as I have my Mr Wonderful at my side... i'm good and can put up with most things!
LLL
xx
Well.....My Mr Wonderful knocked on my door at work one day... I used to manage a small hotel in Swindon...9 weeks later I moved in with him (in Sunny Tropical Portishead) and 2 years to the day we met, we married and this July will be our 15th wedding anniversary I said to him the other day that I know we promised to love each other in sickness and in health but I didn't think the sickness would hit after once I turned 40... (I'm 42 now btw)
But...I've a bit of hankering for the darker side of life so I would be happy to stay up all night...which to be honest we fibromites tend to do anyway...So can I have Vampire Bill & Eric Northman from True Blood? I'm thinking Bill can feed me the grapes....oh course they'd have to be red grapes altho I prefer green seedless ones and as Eric is a Swedish Viking, he could be my masseur.... I don't want much do I?
But really and truly my own Mr W would be totally fine with me, 6'4 slim build, dark brown hair and deep grey eyes... ooh you asked where to get him...well mine originally hailed from Bath and unfortunately, when they made him they broke the mold! So I really am lucky to have found him
xx
LLL
aka
Lisa
Nah... there is always someone out there waiting for you
xx
Miriam Margoyles for me- I used to be compared to Linda Lusarddi but it is definitely Miriam after all the delightful effects of cancer,fibro,cos,oa-the list goes on! We all feel better being able to laugh.🤗
I love your sense of humour Kate. You are right, I don't think I'd manage without mine x
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