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who would play you in a movie?

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after recent madcap blogs, someone suggested writing a book. Nicole Kidman has been texting and calling as she wants to play me in the movie.

who would play you?

sandra.

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Oh San do you need to ask, Jaws of course in a sea based film , or on land Richard Wilson ( Victor Meldrew) in drag....

:D

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I don't belivee it!

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How come you get the glamorous stars wanting to be you and I have to beg a grumpy old man?

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she asked me!

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ladymoth

The only person who could play me convincingly would be Joan Collins! Or even the one who pays Mrs Brown! :D xxxxxx

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would joan need the chocolate bar?

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As your stunt double can you get the least active to play you then I won't have to suffer TOO much

:o

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Mdaisy

For me it would be Courtney Cox ~ Monica in Friends but as playing me as Monica!

I am such a Monica character... !

Can Josh Harnett be my fella in the movie please !!

Emma

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hamble99b in reply to Mdaisy

anyone you chose.

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Great .... and Brian Cox and David Attenborough just because I want to meet them

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would they be advisors or should we write them in?

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What ever you think is best !!

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hamble99b in reply to Mdaisy

the first you get to talk to hem, the second you can only watch.

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Bahhhhh no man will agree to play my opposite so victor Meldrew is going to have to keep swapping out of drag to play both parts

Sulks VG x

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ladymoth

Awhh C'mon VG - bet Brian Cox would be honoured! :)

I think you mixed up the word honoured with horrified ......

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don't forget you can pick anyone, it's how you look in he themes - victor meldrew might not like the trapeze but betty grable did.

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hamble99b in reply to hamble99b

burt lancaster or tony cyrtis were in "trapeze" with Gina Lollobrigida, pick one.

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Oh great they are both dead :'(

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not in our thread.

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tony curtis

Betty grable ... Mmm Betty Crocker might be good she can play me and I,ll eat all her cake mixes

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Ok have given this serious thought .... Angelina Jolie can play me and Daniel Craig can be my leading man at least they are both alive :)

Ohh and I could look after brad Pitt while Anglian is busy playing me ... Win win for me....:D

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can I borrow brad now and again please?

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Nobody has pinched my Josh then ! I still have him all to myself!!

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Rushes to tie josh up in a hidden location

Mwahhahahaaha

;)

Yes and his 6 children to chaperone you

:)

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spoilspott

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Maladjusted

Doris Day - in full Calamity Jane mode would have to play me

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whip crack-a-way!

Please don't let anyone playing M near any coffee ...ouzo or Peter Andre ;)

Oh no not the whips .... They are banned too.....I couldn't possibly say on here but you could ask Peter Andre

Looks innocently at M......

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Maladjusted

VG you truly are evil at times

Looks all angelic and slips away evilly

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Angelic!!! splutter. Mind you don't trip over that halo as you slink away

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Dixiesdaughter

Danny devito - well we do look like 'twins' lol x

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Sthandra

And while your backs are turned I sneek in and kidnap Daniel Craig yummy. Evil laugh.

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aura2

I would play victer meldrews wife in one foot in grave ... As i am married to guy just like him lol ....or jennifer lopaz ..i would love to dance ...

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hamble99b in reply to aura2

go with the jennifer lopez idea and dance!

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tettridge

Hi

I think Quasimodo would be a brilliant piece of casting for me if you could only get him off those blooming bells.

Take care and kindest regards

Terry

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what about harrison ford ?

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LeeLarLou

a bit lake I know to join in with the conve but for me it would be bella emberg!!!permanently reclined on a chaise longue with long floaty lounge wear and dripping in diamonds... In an ideal world I would have a figure like Ursula Andress but hey, we can't all have looks, figure and a personality ;)

this is a longstanding family joke cos I have 2 sisters... one who is very pretty and one who is tall and willowy and I am known as a bit of a joker and comedienne in the family ;) plus I've had 3 c-sections due to having large babies so the figure I was dealt with has rapidly gone down hill even more in the last 12 years... still, as long as I have my Mr Wonderful at my side... i'm good and can put up with most things!

LLL

xx

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hamble99b in reply to LeeLarLou

where can I get my mr w ?

you can have ursula undress [as eric morecombe called her] because it's your choice and my thread we can be played by anyone.

who would feed you grapes?

sandra.

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LeeLarLou

Well.....My Mr Wonderful knocked on my door at work one day... I used to manage a small hotel in Swindon...9 weeks later I moved in with him (in Sunny Tropical Portishead) and 2 years to the day we met, we married and this July will be our 15th wedding anniversary:D I said to him the other day that I know we promised to love each other in sickness and in health but I didn't think the sickness would hit after once I turned 40... (I'm 42 now btw)

But...I've a bit of hankering for the darker side of life so I would be happy to stay up all night...which to be honest we fibromites tend to do anyway...So can I have Vampire Bill & Eric Northman from True Blood? I'm thinking Bill can feed me the grapes....oh course they'd have to be red grapes altho I prefer green seedless ones and as Eric is a Swedish Viking, he could be my masseur.... I don't want much do I? ;)

But really and truly my own Mr W would be totally fine with me, 6'4 slim build, dark brown hair and deep grey eyes... ooh you asked where to get him...well mine originally hailed from Bath and unfortunately, when they made him they broke the mold! So I really am lucky to have found him :D :D :D

xx

LLL

aka

Lisa

:D

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hamble99b in reply to LeeLarLou

sigh...

all the good ones are taken.

sandra.

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LeeLarLou

Nah... there is always someone out there waiting for you ;)

xx

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I live in hope.

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KateMaguire

Miriam Margoyles for me- I used to be compared to Linda Lusarddi but it is definitely Miriam after all the delightful effects of cancer,fibro,cos,oa-the list goes on! We all feel better being able to laugh.🤗

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hamble99b in reply to KateMaguire

I love your sense of humour Kate. :) You are right, I don't think I'd manage without mine x

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