More chuckles for Lexophiles (word lovers)

I don't enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

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  • Fab, I have just emailed this to all my colleagues at work...its Friday so we all need a laugh!

  • Haha like the Moses one! x

  • Haha, it so cheered me up. :) hugs, kel xxxx

  • Oh, Lawdy! I needed a good chuckle - and I sure got one! Thankees for putting a smile on this gals face krafty. :-D

    Gentle hugs and love,

    Carol

    xx

  • Thanks I needed a chuckle but my hubby had a few groans I think he's a synic thanks again for the chuckles.

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