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A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.

So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.

"We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and ICT skills".

There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing.

"Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they reply.

So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for.

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"It doesn't really matter", they say, "as long as he fits in the cannon".

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Volatileval

Thank you for making me giggle😄

in reply to Volatileval

Your welcome

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KT_Rose

Wow! That one surprised me! *laughing* Thank you! KT_Rose

in reply to KT_Rose

Good, more to come

Cheers Muckster :D

You always make me chuckle :D

xxx sian :)

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You are very welcome, hope your feeling better too xx

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Julie63

🙀 😆 😂 😊 😹👍👍👍👍 Love it! Thanks for this, Muckster! :-D

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Thanks Julie, watch this space lol

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Julie63 in reply to

Lol! :-) :-)

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rosewine

Tks for posting that definately wasn't the punch line I was expecting.x

in reply to rosewine

Ha Ha I try and keep you all guessing

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TheAuthor

Love it! Thanks for a good laugh

Ken

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ninjananna

Hahahaha... Hahahaha.. Hahahaha!! Oh that really made me laugh!!...:-D :-D :-D

in reply to ninjananna

Glad you enjoyed :)

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