Do you have an online personality which is different to the real you? Many people do, myself included, because you can leave your aches and pains and lumpy thighs etc. at the door, and be whatever you wish to be.
Of course, I don't mean that this should be done in attempt to deceive, but just for a bit of fun.
For instance, my online persona is a bit of a boozy floozie, a fast mover with an eye for the fellas and a distinctly Bohemian take on life.
The real me? I'm a quiet elderly lady with mobility problems, almost teetotal and the only blow-job I'm up for is inflating my neck cushion!
So come on, do tell - let your inner self out! We are all sworn to total secrecy here!
Moffy x
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Fraid not .. What you see is what you get with me.... I,m a plain old trout in real life and I speak my mind ... I can do tact and frequently do, and if I,m wrong , I,ll apologise.... But actually when I do a silly thread on here its tamer than my real life which is chaos everyday as I never know how I am going to feel or how my autistic son will be and my OH is mad as a box of frogs and cheers me up if ever I feel down...
So be thankful you have a chance to ignore my threads on here
Ladymoth - Oh la la : - )) Two of my favourite words there........... boozy floozie..... ahem what were you thinking i was meaning? lol
Strangely enough i am often getting mistaken for an inflatable neck cushion!! lol
Online persona for me is similar to the Very-Grumpy one above! i think i am just the same person online as i am in real life, always try to have a wee laugh when i can as it helps to get through the day. As every day is like groundhog day : - ((
lately I have been trying the Whisky diet, i have lost three days already : -))
Sounds good to me ... Rushed out to buy whiskey.... Now will it offend you if I add orange ... I had a Scottish friend who nearly had heart failure when he heard I added orange to good whiskey and in his opinion ruined it......
HERE YOU........ Nae orange juice in your whisky! if you must add anything just a wee drop of water. However if it is a wee jack Daniels then your allowed some coke in it... lol
HERE YOU........ Nae orange juice in your whisky! if you must add anything just a wee drop of water. However if it is a wee jack Daniels then your allowed some coke in it... lol
HERE YOU........ Nae orange juice in your whisky! if you must add anything just a wee drop of water. However if it is a wee jack Daniels then your allowed some coke in it... lol
Moffy you have made me giggle yet again to the point of almost wetting my knickers!!! Heehee xxx
I am an old crone, one of my many nicknames is Hell's Granny!
But........ I have a lot of friends of around my son's age, mid 20's, and on the odd occasions I get in the pub, I'm included into groups which would not be normal for my age. I am a flirty old gal, not afraid of an off-colour joke, and am reckoned, by the many as a 'legend', now I'm not sure if that is good or bad, but it's fun!
I sometimes wonder what other folk think seeing an ancient old bird getting hugged and kissed by a crowd of young'uns!
I'm not terribly good on blogs, trying not to come across as inappropriate, po-faced or pompous when writing is something I find difficult, I truly prefer face to face interaction with folk. I'm far more able to judge folks' meanings if I can see their body/face language.
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