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This two week wait is crazy.

I need to hire someone to give me a slap every time I type something stupid into google.

I just farted … is this a sign. 👋

My tummy grumbled… is this a sign. 👋

I have no symptoms … is this a sign. 👋

I’m actually driving myself insane. I’m at the point where I wish that I only had a Nokia 3210 so the worst that happens is I get pissed off playing snake!

Anyway I hope everyone is having a good day. If you see an iPhone being flung out a 5th storey window it’s quite possibly mine 😂🤦‍♀️

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LiveandLetLive42

I hear ya!! I actually just posted that I took a test and maybe it was too early. Now I have to wait until Wednesday for actual bloodwork results. I’m dying!! This wait is torture!! You’re definitely not alone sister! Xx

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Ajtart

Hey! I'm the same. I've googled everything again despite swearing to myself I wouldn't. I'm not getting any symptoms xx

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Chasing123

Haha I so know what you mean!

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Sunshine809

Thanks for making me chuckle! I really hope you get a positive result at the end of it! 🤞🏻😀

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courage2021

honestly this was me . it's drives you mad . Google is not much help . I decided to stop at one point going on my phone. I am 34 weeks now

This post was a much-needed chuckle and bright spot of fun amidst what is a difficult experience to trudge through.. LOL and so relatable!! Best wishes to you & hope your phone survives, too!

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Ell493

I've been down a mad rabbit hole on Google. Turns out I am pregnant and that pushed me even further down the hole. I'm obsessed!

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