It’s been hard making up anything new while trying to get through the longer runs, but this came to me today. You can exchange “he” for “she” if you like. To the tune of “She’ll be Coming Round the Mountain”:
She’ll be running round the mountain
When she runs,
She’ll be running round the mountain
When she runs,
She’ll be running round the mountain,
Running round the mountain,
Running round the mountain
When she runs.
Singing aye yiy yippee ippee aye,
Singing aye yiy yippee ippee aye,
Singing aye yiy yippee,
She was slow
But now she’s nippy,
Aye yiy yippee ippee aye.
She’ll be wearing Lycra leggings
When she comes. . .
She’ll be wearing shiny trainers
When she comes. . .
She’ll be counting down to 5k
When she comes. . .
Feel free to add more verses - the potential is virtually endless 😄