New shoe porn being fairly accepted on here now, I felt it fell to me to up the ante with a threesome.
Not entirely sure how this happened actually.
Luckily, it being pre Xmas season and so on, when my wife took delivery of teh huge parcel this little lot came in while I was out earlier, she did not open it, merely asked what was inside when I got home.
"Ah", I said, "I don't think I should tell you that..."
She went off in a very good mood, bestowing smiles upon me. I think she may be under the misapprehension that the parcel contained Christmas presents for her.
In even better good luck today is recycling day so the evidence - I mean boxes can be disposed of discreetly.
Just need to unobtrusively integrate them into general circulation now. Shouldn't be difficult. It's not as though they stand out or anything.