Well, I wasn't sure If should jog with DOMS - caused, I think, by reverting back to concrete on Monday after a week on a treadmill - but I went ahead anyway.
I quickly discovered that my clever idea of running my headphones down the back of my top to put my smartphone in the back pocket of my running shorts was a rookie error.
Jogging + weighty phone in shorts + gravity = potential indecent exposure.
But Laura had started and like a wally I decided to reroute the earphones without stopping my jog, even though Laura was paused the whole time my headphones were unplugged!
So, to sum up my supposed 25 minute jog:
1-5 minutes - brisk walk, looking good....
5-6 minutes - jogging with flailing arms and headphones - looking ridiculous and giving myself an early stitch
6-31 minutes - intermittent feeling ok and returning stitch, jogging at snails pace
31-35 - incredibly heavy breathing walking home looking like I was about to collapse.
Job done?