Just found this behind a plant pot blathering on about a trolley.

[dozzer19]

Not sure what to do?

[BoPeep9009 Graduate]

Don't let the pony eat the slug pellets Dozzer!!!

[Slookie Graduate in reply to BoPeep9009]

Glad you cleared that up. Thought it was bloo pony poo and the vetniry would be needed.

[BoPeep9009 Graduate]

Reeeeeeeelax PP you'll do your abs a mischief!

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Swamp duck? No, I'm a horse. Like I say, I found this pathetic creature behind a plant pot in the yard at the livery stables. It looks in a bad way. You answered my call for help quickly, are you an expert in the treatment of blathering idiots, if so, what do I do.

[Slookie Graduate]

Is that Dozzer wot has fallen off the pony with bloopoo? He needs to get back on that horse. Dunno why people say that. No good ever comes of it in my experience. I was ejected from one years ago and was told firmly to get back on then I was ejected again. Cr*ppiest advice I have ever received.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Where's this trolley then? What is this trolley? Is it fabled from days of yore?

[Slookie Graduate]

v. pleased Dozzer wearing regulatory crash helmet.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Is this creature called dozz then?

[Slookie Graduate]

I think you will find Dozzer is in breach of sub-clause 62b: Superheroes shall not be seen in public, even behind plant pots, without a coordinating Soopa-cape.

[MrsSparkle Graduate]

Welcome home Dozzer, sir. Were you waylaid by the orcs of Isengard, or were you enjoying the fabled hospitality of the elves? Whatever, hope you're well.

[AncientMum Graduate]

Dozz!!!!!! Yay, your back * does happy little dance* Looks like Brave Sir Knight has had a tumble, or possibly, is attempting to teach his noble steed how to do a backward roll.

Lovely to hear from you again Sweetie. You've been sorely missed xx

[dozzer19 Graduate]

I'll prod him back to the stable and hide him in the straw at the back of my stall. If he gets found I'll be in big troub though.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

He's just mumbling pathetically. I'm ignoring him because of the danger I'm in if he is found. They'd send me to the knacker's yard for harbouring a fugitive.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Must go for today. Will tend to invalid overnight.

[spoonierunning Graduate]

Yay hello *waves*

Hope you're doing well?

[waletta Graduate]

Ahhhhh! Dosssss.

[PilgrimPip Graduate]

So glad Leader Dozz is safely returned from, well, wherever. Vanquishing dragons or saving damsels in distress!