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Not to mention Nanna, the weather balloon and portable lap harp.

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Oh happy, joyous days of yore.

aliboo and nicht_eilen are today's last minute entrants - welcome!

nicht_eilen needn't worry on my behalf - I've barely left the sofa since the hot weather struck. It's not even as though it's the injury couch, just turned very idle. Very poor attitude for a triathlete.

If I have missed your completion post let me know.

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waletta profile image
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I've just written to you on another post. Hey! You! Get off of my couch!

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

Hey! Waletta! Hope you and the aide-de-camp are well in Abergwaun.

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walettaGraduate in reply todozzer19

Hi Doss, look what's just appeared in my mail box. Well at least it encouraged me to get a password and delve. Aide-de-camp waiting on me hand and foot at the moment. Well that's the theory. Post op currently so can only look on with envy at runners.

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dozzer19Graduate in reply towaletta

Good to hear from you both. Hope recovery is coming on well. Make sure the ADC keeps tending to your every need.

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I_willGraduate

Oh, woe is me and my portable lap harp ..... I've sprained my ankle walking the dog! It's swollen and hot :(

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toI_will

No wonder I'm not up and about if the p.l.h. is on the injury couch with us. Actually I don't deserve a place on the injury couch, mine is the idle couch.

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I_willGraduate

How long do you think?......go on, break it to me!

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poppypugGraduate in reply toI_will

Best sit down, deep breath............ I didn't run for 2 weeks with mine :-(

Doc at the Minor Injuries Unit told me not to run until the swelling had gone down, Ice it four times a day and take Ibuprofen to ease the pain.

Did you go over on it ? What happened ? xxx

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I_willGraduate in reply topoppypug

My lovely Millie was on the lead and pulled me down some steps. I just landed abruptly and had to stop as it hurt. Weird thing was, it was okay for the rest of the walk, and then, later, (after showing off my new heeled shoes to someone) it suddenly hurt and became swollen. An hour later and I can barely walk on it or move it!!

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poppypugGraduate in reply toI_will

How strange, well, the good news is that you haven't gone over on it as that can do serious damage to your ligaments /tendons etc.

Oh I_will, what a shame, these things are sent to try us that's for sure, take care and I wish you a speedy recovery xxx

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I_willGraduate in reply topoppypug

Did that work for you? :-)

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poppypugGraduate in reply toI_will

Yes it did :-) My left ankle/foot has always been a bit dodgy as I fell down some steps a couple of years ago and sprained it very badly, it came up like an elephants foot and then went a horrible purple colour with the bruising so it has always been a bit of a weak spot for me. I am doing ankle strengthing exercises to try and toughen it up a bit :-) xxx

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I_willGraduate in reply topoppypug

Thanks for the encouragement and sympathy :-)

I will not let this stop me ..... I shall defy the injury couch!

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I_willGraduate in reply toI_will

(Well, not for long!!)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toI_will

Good to read of such positive thought.

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I_willGraduate in reply todozzer19

The power of positive thought (and the fact that I'm most likely a big fuss pants) sees the swelling disappeared this morning, pain almost completely gone! Very strange indeed!

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poppypugGraduate in reply toI_will

That's great news I_will , glad youre on the mend , how bizarre ! :-) xxx

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I_willGraduate in reply topoppypug

Thanks. I'm delighted. I did ice it a lot last night (buttercream) :-)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toI_will

Did someone mention coffee and walnut cake?

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toI_will

Are they like mega-knickers or something. Those it's difficult to get on, or so I'm told anyway.

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I_willGraduate in reply todozzer19

Like a tent

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spoonierunningGraduate in reply toI_will

I would recommend some kind of support when you get back out to gentle running to start with.

Ankles are funny things.

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I_willGraduate in reply tospoonierunning

Thanks for the tip. That sounds like a good idea :-)

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AncientMumGraduate

Come on Sir, you need to lead by example. Get that kit on and get out there before it warms up. You don't want to lose all your hard won fitness. How about doing w5r3. That's more than doable for a triathlete like yourself, then a quick bout of S&F and you'll be back in form again. Go for it, you know you want to ( deep down!) :) I'll even get the bejewelled ocarina out of mothballs and play you a quick fanfare if you like :) :)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toAncientMum

Unf I have a very busy day ahead planning military manoeuvres to a meeting with the Queen's own and much included hilarity. Also today I have a lunch appt with an old friend on the long term injury couch. Then the three day manoeuvres takes me to Friday. Will try to fit into my kit on Friday morning. May be difficult after meeting Queen's own.

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Lieutenant KittyKat007 (triathlete), never fear, you will not sit in the corner again in this lifetime!

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dozzer19Graduate in reply todozzer19

Oh, and sorry, I forgot to put in your full name Second Lieutenant KittyKat007 (distribution div, triathlete)

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Aye, pah. Am taking the iron horse north over the border tomorrow so may not be around then for a few days other than brief posts. Expecting you to take charge if necessary.

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Is RICE an acronym a secret potion?

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I_willGraduate in reply todozzer19

Rat's Intestines, Cat's Eye

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PilgrimPipGraduate

Queen's own what?

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toPilgrimPip

That's the sort of thing you have to guess or make a choice of your own on these posts I'm afraid. We used to be a top military regiment fighting all that came between me and graduation, mainly a woman in a pink top. Watch Chariots of Fireish on YouTube (make sure you spell it exactly like this). Now we're a lot more serious. All these titled people and objects are friends of yore.

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I_willGraduate in reply todozzer19

Friends of yore Nanna :-)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toI_will

You mean such as Gobby Brenda and that one from Benidorm, was it Sheila? Can't remember.

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Oh no am I infecting every one else now :( *goes off to find sterile bubble to sit in*

Hope you get better soon

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dozzer19Graduate in reply tospoonierunning

Chin up Lieutenant Spoonierunning (veterinary corps, triathlete). I'm on the i.c. - idle couch. Get better soon - the scout bunnies need you.

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Hmm? Do you reckon the Queen lends out her household cavalry to do house cleaning. It's not my forte.

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dozzer19Graduate

Aah, not au fait with that one. A clue?

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dozzer19Graduate

Ahh! Not nec. Second Lieutenant I_will (classics div, triathlete) has filled me in.

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I guess the mess tent will be trashed on my return!

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Oh, of course, sos Madge!

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Madge50Graduate in reply todozzer19

Who me? Sorry dozzer, been sleeping on the couch, so excited with completing the triathlon, overspun yesterday and had too much sherbet. Over did it on the trampoline too, elastics gone. But, I've left the bunting up to see you on your way.

Madge x

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toMadge50

Oh, it's Nan's friend Madge, safer not to get mixed up with her.

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Language, poppy, language!

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Are they a bit like the ankle support Lieutenant Spoonierunning (veterinary corps, triathlete) recommends?

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We only had sporks.

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That's the business!

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While you're here can you do a bit of cleaning. Ta.

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Ho! A brave offer!

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What do I hold the steak down with when I try to cut it? And how do I eat my rhubarb fool? The cake is obviously with the cake forks as long as that lad from TOWIE has brought them back.

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Aye, I was at Sevastopol with Cardigan you know.

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No no no, I ate baklava in my balaclava, cardigan and wellingtons.

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How gracious of you to underestimate my age to such a degree.

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Cripes, I didn't realise he's a Wessex, not an Essex. Guess I should be a bit less derogatory.

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Not my era I'm afraid, dear. If you have any Duke Ellington that would be better.

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Oh yes! Iced gems - they were the business. Eat all the little biscuit bits then stuff all the sugary bits in afterwards.

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A bit twangy for my sophisticated tastes. Cake forks and all that.

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Well dang me! As grandad would say.

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F U N E X?

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Nice one!

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No. That's your style. I have that boil in a bag stuff I can do on my Primus stove. With cold beans because I can't be bothered to heat them. Only the cake is worthy of real cutlery.

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Lost me now.

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Aye, you're the twin who got adopted by the rich people in the big house. I got left to fend for myself amongst the other street urchins.

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Yep off to the vacuum for me.

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I can't put a radiator in a tent. Be reasonable!

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Second Lieutenant KittyKat007 (distribution div, triathlete), there are limits, at least use your fingers.

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AncientMumGraduate

Ewwwwwgh Edinburgh rock!! Noooooo!! A cunning invention of 1950s dentists to ensure they were never out of work. What you need to bring back is some of those little Scottie dog shaped shortbread biscuits in a tartan tin. Have a good trip m'dear. Keep posting :)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toAncientMum

Will do, if poss.

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Am just packing kilt - always diff to make sure it's not creased when I get there.

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AncientMumGraduate in reply todozzer19

You could always wear it on the journey! Just make sure you mind the gap when you get off the train ;)

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dozzer19Graduate in reply toAncientMum

Fair point - if Chris Hoy can pull it off so can I.

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Yep, secure. Under the coleus as usual.

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Am hoping pumpkin patrol is out for me. Must go now Night pop and pups and bird

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