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Man the tartan trolley, weather balloon and other assorted instruments, I'm off.

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Bejewelled ocarina at the ready, Sir, (as soon as I've finished this caramel wafer!)

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Ah, a secret Tunnock fan. The gentle rattle of the ocarina kept me conscious as i collapsed on the floor at the end.

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Corporal poppypug (ents div), it was the trolley that kept me going. I don't think any one saw me gazing into the distance muttering 'follow the tartan trolley'. We've got to hide it from nanna at least until I graduate. You're doing sterling work keeping me going. Thanks.

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You have good taste in tea. Does grandad keep pigeons in the shed? We don't want the smart tartan to get spoiled. A lot of scratch cards may be needed as I'm only on 8/1.

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Great stuff.

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Oh I love your posts! Congratulations on starting week 8! From a Jenny Wren who will pipe you on board with a call on the bosun's pipe!

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Good-oh. All instruments welcome.

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Well done.... Erm can we keep the noise of the band down a smidge I have a headache :(

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Sorry, Second Lieutenant Spoonierunning, will try to keep the noise down on 8/2.

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Thanks, Captain Waletta's ADC got the weather balloon mended.

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well done...and so nearly there...BTW my lad Leon has read every single one of your posts laughing and grinning.... you are his hero :)

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It's good to know you have a reliable batman or ADC. You choose the rank for him - base it on his tea and dodgers to his do I have to set the table in the mess tent ratio. The C-I-C.

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She did , did she? I wondered why I was left doing all the dishes.

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The balloon will be out again tomorrow. Only for 28 minutes. Can you ignore it for that long?

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I have a problem with this. It's now 6:15 Monday evening. So I didn't know to ignore it 'til too late. However, I have learned my lesson as one of the ranks called me a vandal so I am leaving well alone. I did notice that the heavy piano is making it a sitting target. ADC cleaning bow & arrows so if I have a relapse its still safe.

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