Couch to 5K

Responsibility! Duty! Honour! These are not mere virtues to which we must aspire! They are essential to every soldier, to every king!

I had a question yesterday - who are we?

We are a band of loyal brothers determined to get their CIC and other trainees through the enemy lines to the core of this nhs regime and blow it sky high to prove we will not be outdone or trampled underfoot by the system. (Followed by manic laughter.) As a graduate you have proved this possible by breaking through the frontline of their defences past their bluey-green front runner. CIC here made it to end of week 7 once but was struck down by double-vision - now stable and back in training. We have a Nanna and grandad who assist country-wide buying Jammie Dodgers and needing lottery tickets collecting. They help in all areas of the front line. We have no political/religious/interplanetary/state of health affiliation or rules for joining other than enjoyment and self-preservation. We bear no malice towards individual members of the nhs working community. Anyone can sign up as long as they don't mind a truly profound daily quote.

Hope that helps.

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Sire, they all be behind enemy lines. It is very quiet here. Perhaps we should cease radio contact a while. Do we have radio contact? Reached Week 8 eh? Impressive sire, impressive. Not long. Onwards into battle. Let us know how 8/1 goes.


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