Have fun storming da castle!

[dozzer19]

Let's show them we mean business!!

[AncientMum Graduate]

Castle stormed Sir. The ancient knees did their duty. England expects and all that!

[spoonierunning Graduate]

I am as yet still unable to don my battle armour. I shall guard base camp and ready the tea.

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

I need the tea now.

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

On it Sir.

Er what sort of tea would you like?

I have English breakfast, earl grey, or there maybe some builders tea lurking in the cupboard.

Of course I could always fire up the espresso machine!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

Breakfast, please, plus full English, no tomatoes.

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Aah afraid to say provisions are running low I have eggs I have bread or there is cardboard flakes with chocolate curls in an attempt to make them more appealing!

[dozzer19 Graduate in reply to spoonierunning]

Seem to remember seeing some onion bhajis in the canteen - will goon a recce.

[dozzer19 Graduate]

Have woken up in the officers' mess. Argh! What did I do last night?

[Beads Graduate in reply to dozzer19]

Not a problem, Tesco delivered the ice cream about 20 minutes ago!

[spoonierunning Graduate in reply to Beads]

Hurrah for ice cream

[Beads Graduate]

How did Grandad do on the lottery? If well then nanna may be able to buy choccy bickkies rather than poundland jammie dodgers next week!