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Just for laughs..and I hope I don't get kicked off the message boards. :o Smiling a little today. Finally. :)

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JOKE: A little dirty, but not too bad. haha!! Just had to share. Please, please don't make me leave! ;)

***A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse" ...he mumbles from behind the mask "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body".

He struggles to ask again... "Nurse, please check for me...are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure, and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand, and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly... "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely...... ARE... MY... TEST... RESULTS... BACK?"

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mellyme

OMG!!! Love it.

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mellyme in reply tomellyme

...and I love the hummingbirds.

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Jensmom

That is funny a,d harmless. I do,t think you went over the top!😄

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Lyd12

We all need a laugh, good o ne, thanks.

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H2o1511

Love it !!😄

Thanks for the laugh

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Lenocker68

Lmao

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Maree_AU

Good one! lol

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nepats32954

funny.

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Ellas4th

Ha ha ha 🤣

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