I had a fun run yesterday. The longest one In absolutely ages and I had a full on attack of nerves before. I thought to distract myself, I’d try and remember how I was feeling at each mile of it. I’d recommend having a go-it doesn’t have to be every mile-it could be shorter intervals or time based.
Mile 0
This run too long. Won’t make it. What would be a good result? Aim for an hour? Argh what if the knee plays up. Weather is rubbish. Better to postpone? It’s still hot-need to take water? Where’s the hydration vest? Why didn’t I throw away the dates that were in it last time I wore it instead of letting them go mouldy over three months? Has it really been three months since the injury?! Warm up is so much better since physio.
Just get out of the door. Get it done.
It’s been ten minutes of faffing. Get out of the door!!!! Get it done!!!
[I leave house and walking for five minutes]
Why is my chest tight? Argh I need an anti histamine…which is at home. I am such a disorganised wazzock. Better go home again. Start run from home? That means steep hill so let’s just have an extended warm up walk. This is not the e best start.
Mile 1
Flip, it’s hot. I am so tired. Why does Coach B keep going on about how far there is to go?!! No way going to make 8 miles. No way going to make an hour. 8k would be a good result. Or 6k. Anything over 5k can count as a long run today. Just hang on and keep going.
Mile 2
I hate this. Toxic ten? This is going to be a toxic ten miles today. Just keep going. So hot. Maybe it’ll thunder? Are the more butterflies this year than usual? This hill is a stupid start to a run. Get it done. Knee is fine.
Mile 3
Ok this feels ok. Maybe a groove finally happening. How fast am I going? Forget pace. Long run, low heart rate today. Maybe a quick pace check? Hmm…that’s a bit quick. Slow down!!
5k!!! Woo hoo! Celebrate with a date. Think I can make an hour after all.
Mile 4
This route isn’t going to work. Bored already. Plus I’ll overtake that dog walker up ahead more than once and that’ll look weird. Divert through village and over the hill? Ooh could try rerunning where all the tech failed and see if it works today. That’s a great plan…
Mile 5
This is not a great plan!!! What was I thinking? This hill is vertical! Legs on fire. Knee is ok? That’s progress. Walking best? Probably safest way to eat another date. Definitely walk for a couple of minutes. Where’s the thunder? I am so sweaty. I hope that dog walker doesn’t know me. I look like a sweaty tomato.
Wow that’s a big mushroom (pictured). If I take a photo, I can catch my breath…
[Coach B talks about “quiet confidence”] Yes!! I can make it. Get it done. Just get it done.
Mile 6
10k! Yay I rock! Only 2k to go. Easy. Well, possible. What will the watch say? Think have sped up again. Thank heavens that hill is over. What’s Coach B thinking with these pace pick ups? Can’t possible run at 5k/10k/HM pace!! Oh, I did it. That was good. Go me! Wonder if that car thought I was weird legging it then suddenly slowing down?!
Mile 7
Wow, I’m tired. Think that hill and the sprints finished me off. Madness. Just hang on. Get it done. Hey, this is mile 7 and I’m nearly there. How did all that distance suddenly stack up?
Mile 8
Don’t stop. Don’t stop. Don’t stop. When will this be over? Get it done.
And done. Wow that was tough. I am a rock star. Phew. What a run,
Maybe the knee is ok after all? I bet I’ll get a fist bump from the physio tomorrow! [Spoiler alert? I did!]