Jokes

[Sanpedro2019]

The waiter came over to my table he said you have an empty glass can i get you another one .I replied why should i want 2 empty glasses .....I got offered a job teaching poetry in prison. I was up all night thinking of the pros and cons ....what do you call s sick eagle .....ill eagle

[Maisie2014]

😂

[Lezzers]

😂 😂

[Hidden]

😂😂😂

[Samanthauk]

😆

[HHH2017]

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😹

[Handel]

😂 😂 Glad you're back!! xxx

[HenryTudor]

Waiter, you’ve got your thumb on my steak!

I know sir. I don’t want it to fall on the floor again.

[Fluffybee in reply to HenryTudor]

What do you call a man with dry leaves on his head ?????? Rustle 😂😂😂

[Fluffybee]

Sanpedro2019

Another joke,....

What do you call a man with a spade in his head ?????? Doug 😂😂

What do you call a man without a spade in his head????? Doug.....less 😂😂😂 got to laugh at myself not sure anyone else will find this funny 🥴

[HenryTudor in reply to Fluffybee]

Man goes into a pub. The barman says, “Is that a steering wheel sticking out of your trousers?” Man replies, “Yeah, it’s driving me nuts!”

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to HenryTudor]

Good one