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In hospital, it is the custom for nurses to write basic information about patients which are stuck on cards above the bed. They will write:
A. The person's Christian name.
B. A short summary by acronym of their medical problem in case they needed urgent attention. e.g. CVA for Cerebrovascular Accident, MI for Myocardial Infarction, etc.
When I was in hospital I was on a mixed ward and across from me was a lady called Maria, who was being monitored forTransient Ischaemic Attack.
On the information card above her bed some wit of a nurse wrote, Tia Maria.
I have told this before but it makes me smile. When admitted for heart failure I was in the same ward, same bed frequently used by my husband in heart failure. I also had the same consultant who was quite pompous. He swished the curtains back with his group of eager juniors pens ready waiting his first words which were "nurse someone has made a mistake" as he thrust the file backwards. He tried to regain composure as the nurse explained that this was Mrs not Mr. He obviously had spent a good amount of time reviewing the file without looking at the name. That was shortest consult I ever had!
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