Jokes

[Sanpedro2019]

I tried to get my wife's attention the other day so i sat down and got comfy that did the trick i thought orthopedic shoes weren't that good but i stand corrective

[Lezzers]

😂

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to Lezzers]

Nice to hear from you

[Lezzers in reply to Sanpedro2019]

Thank you, hope you’re ok & coping in this strange time we're having

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

My neighbour is having a clear out during the lock down. He rang and asked "Can I have a skip on my drive". The man at the other end said "No worries, you can even dance on your drive"!

[Handel in reply to MichaelJH]

😂!!! xxxx

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Brilliant

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saw this in the paper the orher day. How can you make a million dollars during the virus pandemic? Invest a billion dollars in an airline!

[Handel]

😂!!!! Thanks for cheering up my birthday!!! xxxx

[Sanpedro2019 in reply to Handel]

Happy birthday

[Handel]

Many thanks. You've brightened our day yet again. Take good care of yourself and family.

xxx

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

World: There's no way we can reduce emissions, slow climate change and protect the environment.

Mother Nature: Here's a virus!

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

You thought dogs were hard to train?

Look at humans - they can't sit and stay!

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

During lock down many artists are performing from home. Justin Bieber is doing us all a favour and not doing so! 😁

[080311 in reply to MichaelJH]

Have to agree very thoughtful of him!😉