Jokes

[Sanpedro2019]

I got stopped by the police they said paper i said scissors and drove off

How many ants does it take to fill a flat ......tenants

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

I have to say that scissors really impress me.

Absolutely cutting-edge technology.

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

"I got stopped by the police they said paper i said scissors and drove off"

Did they chase you for a rematch? 🤣

[Palpman]

Not a joke but a strange fact.

Last year I flew to the Canary Islands and to my disappointment, there were no canaries at all.

Then I went to the Virgin Islands and same thing...........no canaries.

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Elephant

[Shootist]

Police said pull over pull over I said no its a cardigan My friend said his wife had acute Angina I said don't know about that but she has a very nice bum

[Danceawaytheblues]

Thank you all for making me laugh.

[Lozzie4]

Thank you Proper Chuckles...