As many of you will know I had a BKA (below knee amputation) just over three months ago. I am feeling a bit down so I felt the need for a few jokes!
When I was using the ATM the man behind me (socially distanced) asked what was taking me so long. I said I was checking my balance!
It didn't work out with my new girlfriend. She said we got off on the wrong foot!
I might get a prosthesic leg for Christmas. It will probably be a stocking filler!
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Why doesn't my podiatrist charge half price?
I took my physiotherapist to the local coffee. She put "All I need is someone to lean on" on the juke box. I wonder why?
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen!
A midget came in the gym as I was doing rehab a lifted me up. I feel a lot better after that quick "pick me up"!