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You can't escape it whichever way you turn these days. So as laughter is the best medicine let's laugh at it for a while!

Note: the forum is apolitical so do not discuss Brexit here but feel free to add further jokes.

Here goes:

Brexit is a terrible name, it sounds like cereal you eat when you are constipated!

I voted Remain, not just for political reasons but because my mother-in-law had moved to Spain and I want her to stay there.

Bond films to last 30% longer with scenes of his passport being more heavily scrutinised between exotic European locales.

Q. With Britain leaving the EU how much space was created?

A: Exactly 1GB

What did Britain say to its trade partners? “See EU later.”

Brexit will make prices go up in Britain, it will cost them twice as much to not buy fresh fruit and vegetables.

Roy Hodgson has just been made Prime Minister. He has a fantastic record of leaving Europe swiftly.

And a quote from the late Stephen Hawking - "I deal with tough mathematical questions every day, but please don’t ask me to help with Brexit!”

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Lezzers

😂

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Shoshov

🤣🤣

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SpiritoftheFloyd

Very good, particularly the Roy Hodgson joke.

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I suspect a few will be bemused by it - Roy Who?

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Lezzers in reply toMichaelJH

I thought Roy who? 🤭

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Maisie2014

I like the fruit one 🍇 🍉

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Stretchit

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