The teacher said "Pierre you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot go to grammar school'.
Pierre said, " I am ready."
The teacher said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."
Pierre thought for a few minutes and said "Sir, I am ready."
The teacher said "Go ahead."
Pierre said "The telephone goes green, green, green, green and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow this is Pierre.'"
That is adorable
🌃🌠🌌😂🤣😂🤣 Night Michael
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THE Speech THERAPIST
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you, until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?
The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said.
That's no use Trevor, said the speech therapist. 'Who's next ?'
The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.
That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.
How about you, Paddy ?
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ' London.
Brilliant, Paddy' she said and immediately set about living up to her promise.
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After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said d-d-d-erry' miss.
Hahaha!
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Brilliant Michael. Thanks for cheering up a soggy and flooded Birmingham couple!! xxx
It gets worse!
All of those!
Interesting facts, I am study philanthropy at a history class and if I was applying for Alms in times gone by I would have been known as a decayed person, so no more OAP for me, I am now a decayed person!
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