Holiday

I decided a few weeks ago that I could really do with a holiday but in a country that was covet free, I found a country called North Korea never heard of it myself but off I went.

I crossed the border from south to north at about 3 in the morning wearing my stars and stripes T shirt, within about 1.3 seconds I found myself surrounded by about 30 angary looking men all armed with weapons, in fact I thought I was in the council housing estate where a was brought up.

I thought the customs here are a bit over the top but never mind I have nothing to hide.

The next thing I was pushed into a truck and driven to a really bad hotel and was buried up to my neck in an ants nest, I thought what a strange welcoming party.

Anyway it anybody knows an SAS extraction squad that’s not got a lot on at the minute id appreciate a quick rescue tell them there’s a few quid in it for them cash in hand.

Needless to say trip adviser to going to get a piece of my mind when I get home.

Thought for today

When you think you are at the end of your mental and physical endurance and you simply cannot go any further the next step you take you will find someone, you will find YOURSELF.

Stay safe all.

Who Cares Wins.

[wobblybee]

🙂 I’d like somewhere covid free..a nice warm sheltered beach with soft sand and warm water lapping around my toes.. I don’t think about the logistics of getting there 😉

[chelpet in reply to wobblybee]

The last few years, I’ve been going to Gran Canaria in January/February for some winter sunshine. As it’s off season then, it’s cheap and quiet. And very friendly too. Worth quarantining when back! I recommend it!! Peter

[wobblybee in reply to chelpet]

🙂My father in law enjoyed this type of holiday for several years. Good recommendation 🙂

[nigelrheath in reply to chelpet]

Let’s plan a mass excursion in late January.

Nigel

[chelpet in reply to nigelrheath]

yes, always up for that, Peter

[nigelrheath in reply to wobblybee]

“All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair - oh wouldn’t it be luverly!”

Nigel

[Libra7]

Ha,ha,ha! Thanks for putting it all into perspective!

[nigelrheath]

Hi Paul

At least you had internet connection!

Ants are supposed to be very nutritious, and lovely dipped in chocolate, ask your waiter.

Good luck getting home!

Who cares, anyway.

Nigel 🤣

[BrettDarby]

Don't you just hate spelling auto-correct?

Reminds me of a Top Gear special to Vietnam when the idiots blared out "Born in the USA"