................................COLONOSCOPY
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
Trying to decide who was the one in charge.
''I should be in charge'' said the BRAIN,''Because I run all the body's systems,so without me nothing would happen.''
''I should be in charge,'' said the BLOOD.''Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you would all waste away.''
''I should be in charge'' said the STOMACH.''Because I process food and give you all of your energy.''
''I should be in charge,''said the LEGS,''Because I carry the body whereever it needs to go.''
''I should be in charge'' said the EYES''Because I allow the body to see where it goes.''
''I should be in charge'' said the RECTUM''Because I am responsible for waste removal,''
....................All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
.........................................and insulted him.
..............................So in a huff he shut down tight
.............Within a few days, the BRAIN had a terrible headache.
.................................The STOMACH was bloated
.....................................The LEGS got wobbly
.....................................The EYES got watery
..................................and the BLOOD was toxic
................They all decide that the Rectum should be the boss
.....................................The moral of the story?
.............................Even though the others do the work
....................................The *** hole is usually in charge
Richard
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