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Please comment on which you think is the best,I like number 5

1 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.Like if you like sports,

she should like it that you like sports,and she should keep the chips and dips coming.

Alan, age 10

No person decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.

God decides it all the way before,and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

Kristen, age 10

2 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?.

Twenty-three is the besy age because you know the person FOREVER by then

Camille, age 10

3 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED ?

You might have to guess,based on wether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

Derrick, age 8

4 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

Lori,age 8

5 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun,and people should use them to get to know each other.

Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

Lynnette, age 8

(?????????????)

On the first date they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested

enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10

6 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen,so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

Curt age 7

The rule goes like this:If you kiss someone,then you should marry them and have kids with them,it's the right thing to do

Howard age 8

7 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.Boys need someone to clean up after them

Anita, age9(bless you child)

8 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,wouldn't there?

Kelvin , age 8

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Laughed 'til I cried can't decide between 3 and 4.

By the way do you remember flying saucer sweets?

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You can still buy flying saucer sweets on ebay ;)

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I have seen them in sweet shops locally

Priceless. :D

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Every one a gem

Somebody's gonna have to pay - this is the second time I've wet myself in two days !

I was coping 'til I got to 7.

Chris

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George is selling knickers cheap at the moment!

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Heheh! I have to go for 7, kids are sooo smart! :D :D :D

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A favorite

Hilarious - and so innocent!

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I wonder what you would have said Annie

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Hehe. Lovely stuff. :)

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you've got to love them.

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7 :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tocaroleoctober

And I also would like to know what you would have answered.

kids are so honest aren't they - hence funny. My sis once asked loudly why the woman sitting in front of her had a dog wrapped around her neck !

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My mum used to wear a fox fur.

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thatcham1939

i love no seven, children are so inocent

love jan

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It is one way to make the girls think they are really needed and the boys can't do without them.

Number 7 for me.

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7 seems to be the favorite.Bless you ExBlondie

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