Life is tough .It's even tougher if your'e stupid!!!!!!!!!
Someone had to remind me,so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh it's all true
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PERKS OF REACHING 50 OR BEING OVER 60 AND HEADING TOWARDS 70
NO one expects you to run--- anywhere
People call at 9pm and ask''Did I wake you?''
People no longer view youi as a hypochondriac.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way
Things you buy now won't wear out.
You can eat supper at 5pm
You can live without sex but not your glasses
You get into heated arguments about your pension plans
You no longer think of speed limits a challenge
You quit trying to hold your stomach in ,no matter who walks into the room
You sing along with the elevator music
Your eyes won't get much worse
Your investment in healthinsurance is finally beginning to payoff
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather forecast
Your'e secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size
You can't remember who has given you this list
And for your convenience each sentence is spaced well away from the next
Richard
BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP
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