.....................................................Working in a chemists shop !
A young girl started work in the village chemist shop,
She was very shy about selling condoms to the public.
The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be
willing to run the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries
about selling the contraceptives.
''Look'' he said ''My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 (small)
a 320 (medium) or a 330 large. The word condom won't even be used.''
The first day was fine but on the second day a big guy comes into the shop, put out his hand
and said ''350''.The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
''Go back into the shop and check if he has a yellow bucket between his legs '' her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. ''Yes'' she said
''He's got one hanging there !''
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Have you any experiences in shops either working or as a customer?
The boss said'' Go back in and give him £3.50. he's the window cleaner!''
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