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I lost my Virgin..............Hee HEE.....not funny!

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Last night I had a terrible experience,I lost my Virgin.....I was real hurt without my Virgin....

I was unconsolable having lost my Virgin.......who could I tell I had lost my Virgin.............

for all of you who have lost your Virgin.......you will know how it feels.I must have fallen asleep after losing my Virgin.......when I woke up I felt I had to tell somebody about losing my Virgin.......I phoned this man about my Virgin .....problem.He told me not to worry as it happened to a lot of people in my area and they too had lost there Virgin......He explained that there was a healing process to my losing my Virgin............and that I would not have to pay for the time that I would be without my Virgin.........approximately another four hours.

It took a little longer than that but now I feel whole again and I am pleased to be back on site,

Richard

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scrobbitty

Four hours? That's Virgin on the ridiculous :) x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toscrobbitty

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

in reply toscrobbitty

SHRIEK ! Wonderful ! Nurse clean PJs please ! :-)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Did you lose it as well?

Well, King, my virgin bloke dropped in Thursday to update my system, but he missed my lungs. He did a really good job so now we have a wonderful system. The TV, computer and the phones were all updated. Then he put a new security thingy on my computer. But he rang up and asked if he could come in the morning rather than the afternoon. Rocked the boat a bit because I wasn't changed.

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I am pleased he fulfilled you needs

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Gordon57

i lost mine the other day, same thing, nice man in Bangalore said it would be back by 5pm and that he would credit my accounts. It went off at 7.30am for me, back on about 12.30 lunchtime.

No idea what they've done as nothing changed here. My Superhub stayed at V2.38.01, so it wasn't a software update, BUT, they wiped the modem and put it back to factory settings, which I was not pleased about as I'd not backed that up recently so I lost some of my info :(

Of course, not everyone on here will be a Virgin and won't have a clue what we're on about ;)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toGordon57

We can't all be Virgin...

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libby7827

I lost my internet for about 45 mins last night, I was like a woman possessed! Same when my sky box went off a couple of months ago. How have we become totally reliant on these things?

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tolibby7827

Just have to reach for the sky!!!!!!!!

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jandan

I am a Virgin and I find it great it is a bit slow sometimes but it gives me great pleasure when it speeds up!

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scrobbitty in reply tojandan

:D :D

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toscrobbitty

You don't laugh when you lose your Virgin....scrobbity

in reply tojandan

Thought you said you were innocent :d

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scrobbitty in reply to

That was a ploy to get a teddy ! :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toscrobbitty

You might get a little one!!!!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

Scrobbity is really.Whe likes to keep quiet in case she loses her Virgin...always smiling

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phillips1 in reply tojandan

Looks askance at Jandan.

Bobby xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tophillips1

Naughty

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojandan

I am getting some vibes from that

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sillywitch

Oh dear I lost mine back before it was common to be Virgin, Sky had me LOL

xxxx

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phillips1 in reply tosillywitch

Lots of girls lose their virgin 'cos their head are in the clouds.

Bobby xxxx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tophillips1

You should knowBobby

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosillywitch

You confuse me.You used to watch the sky and now you tell me you are Virgin.

Think about it!

I'm a BT girl :)

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

I am not worried about BT's are you sure you're not Virgin on the rediculous

I like my dongle .... :d

Sandra x x x

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KingoftheCocktails in reply to

have you got one for big hand to hold

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thatcham1939

im a sky girl, but glad you goy it back

jan

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tothatcham1939

A lot of girls like watching the sky.Hee HEE

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KingoftheCocktails

What a big response to what some would conceive to be a little happening

undine profile image
undine

Well I'm not a virgin - oops shouldn't have said that ha ha xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toundine

Are you after one of my huge teddies?Eh

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undine

Damn you guessed! Huge teddy, top shelf please LOL xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toundine

OK You win I think you qualify!

undine profile image
undine

Thank you will expect it in the post ha ha xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toundine

I was thinking of Personal delivery

undine profile image
undine

Now, now down boy - metaphorically of course ha ha xx

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KingoftheCocktails in reply toundine

Better luck next time Eh?

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undine

I'll have to ask my Mummy lol

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