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The Ambulatory club-Delivery day

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Hooray,after a 10 day delay because respiratory nurse forgot to send in Hoof form,the official club cylinders have been delivered.

The nice young man from Air Liquide proudly advised me that it was his last day of service with the company and he was leaving to be a self employed electrician.Great thought i, when i am dying of o2 starvation at least i will have someone to keep the rest of the lights on.

Scruffy has turned into a proper feline carnivore and has captured and tormented 2 adorable field mice in the back garden.I have knocked her out with a litre of o2 in order to put a stop to her disgusting predatory behaviour.

Yesterday Scruffy inadvertently became one of the first cats to indulge in vaping.In a concerted effort to stop even the small amount of smoking i lapse into i have invested in an Amazon recommended Ecig?vaping contraption,and not having a clue what i was doing whilst loading its tank with a delightfull cherry flavoured e liquid said cat jumped into my lap covering all and sundry,including cat with a smelly sticky liquid.cat once again did a runner wisely and i puffed on my newly acquired machine,Delightful cherry aromas permeated the air but alas no Dopamine induced nirvana permeated my brain cells as it would appear that the liquid is nicotine free.

Amazon it would appear have a policy where bye they would sell your granny but they will not sell you nicotine.Lesson learnt.

Off to see the consultant on tuesday after 10 long years.onwards and upwards go we.Love to all xx skis

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Well done on getting your O2 skis but I hope you didn't really knock your cat out? xx

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she.s just vaped out dreaming of field mice?xx

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Oh thank goodness! I thought you were serious for a moment and was looking for the number of the RSPCA :) xx

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For the sake of lilaclil and others may i please add that scruffy is merely posing for effect and not actually knocked out by o2.though she deserves an oscar for realism.xx

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Scruffy looks very relaxed, probably worn out after her killing spree. Delighted you got your delivery and hope the O2 makes a huge difference to your quality of life.

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thank you Billiejean thankfully i had the funds to purchase my own o2 portable concentrater and started using it long before the cylinders arrived.i will use them at home whilst working.Scruffy is permanently relaxed between killing sprees and eating,As are most cats i believe?

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welcome to the oxygen club :)

your cylinder looks smaller than what i've got - can i ask what size/capacity your one is? and how many do you get?

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southcats i have 3 small paediatric cylinders,they are only 1 ltr capacity but would each last approx 2.5 hours on 2 lpm.if i didn,t have my own portable concentrator i would have asked for a lot more but i figured that 1 cylinder was quite sufficient to get me around a supermarket and i chose the small cylinders because of their light weight,cheers x

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Caspiana

Hello skischool .

Scruffy looks very comfy. 😊 Your tanks are so different from ours. Ours are black and less compact. Well done trying out the e-cigs. And I hope you feel better with the O2. Do let us know how it goes. *HUGS*

Cas xx 🌿🌸

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thank you caspiana.Scruffy is always comfy.cos she's a cat! xx

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