Anti Climax
The nurse arrived.lets call her 'Betty' without cones or fold up coridoor and with no intention of doing an Ambulatory assessment.My watering of the living room carpet has been a wasted effort.
What that would be silly states Betty!We don,t do them at home that would be impossible to do the 6min walk test."i have come here to do your LTOT assessment.
Scruffy gives a knowing wink and heads off for another bowl of doubly delicious.
"Oh what a lovely cat "states Betty by which time Scruffy porting Pulse Oximeter and slash in left ear heads for garden.
So we have the test done just for the crack all testing done on air with Sats of 90% and gas analysis borderline for LTOT needs.So everything fine says Betty,Yes i realise that say I but the whole idea of an Ambulatory assessment was because i desaturate rapidly on exersise.Oh we only do Ambulatory on people who are already on LTOT!
Anyway you have elected to see a consultant in Wythenshaw and not in Tameside we do not want to replicate tests they may do as it would be a waste of NHS money and resource.
So in essence you can not collate this material so that i can take the very useful results to another NHS consultant in another trust.
Doesn,t work that way says Betty nod,nod,wink,wink tell you what i will try to squeeze you in on an Ambulatory assessment in the next few weeks but you won,t get Spirometry or CT that we would normally do for our clients.
Oh many thanks state I,do have a nice day and by the way can i have Scruffy back please as i believe she is in Trauma and i need to bandage her left ear.
Don,t you just love our joined up NHS.Keep smiling me and the cat are off into the garden for a conference call.xxx