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Welcome aboard Skischool airways flight 001 Manchester to Reus.We will shortly be taking off and ascending to 32,000 ft for your short 2 hour flight to Spain.

When the seat belts light has been switched off we will be selling you ridiculously over priced snacks heated in our wood fired microwaves and simulated tea and coffee in extremely hot cardboard containers.Why not try a chance with our scratchcards supporting dubious charities you may well be the first of our 2 million passengers to win a prize.

In the unlikely even of cabin depressurisation,oxygen masks will drop from the overhead and for a small fee we may supply you with oxygen before you turn extremely blue and expire,Please do not snatch the cannula and portable concentrater from mr Skischool as Wythenshawe hospital say he needs it for the duration of the flight.

Fit to Fly hxpoxic challenge test now done and result is Yes 2 ltrs per minute required.Thanks to all at Wythenshawe for a thoroughly efficient and professional service.

Scruffy sends her love........skis

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Wythenshawe are excellent so well done to them.

Best wishes to you and Scruffy. Xxxxxx

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skischool in reply tosassy59

They even sorted out hospital transport after ambulance service gave up the plot so ended up with taxi both ways,All be it with manic taxi drivers who get their thrills from driving?exciting to say the least,......x

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Well if Scruffy has her way ( and don't cats always have their way ? ), you won't be doing much flying. Unless of course, she can come with you, in which case she'd probably need her own cannula. Or at very least, a can of Whiskas.

Wythenshawe sounds so efficient and all round excellent. You'll be inciting envy amongst those of us who attend third rate, Mickey Mouse hospitals. Not that I'm in the least bit envious, of course :)

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skischool in reply toBilliejean_2

Scruffy will only eat as good as it looks,doubly delicious Felix as she is a very fussy cat,Wythenshawe is not my local hospital,i rejected them and insisted i be referred to them,it delayed things by many months but as they say "the proof is in the pudding" so it has been worth the wait,xx

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skischool in reply toskischool

Billijean,I f you really are getting a poor service from your local hospital,if poss do a little research and hopefully you will find a better establishment.it is hard work but we have the ability under the nhs,and within reason determine who provides our care,i have learnt this the hard way through the death of my dear wife and i owe it to her to persevere for better treatment,good luck to you in the future

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Billiejean_2 in reply toskischool

Thanks SS. In 2003, I told my then consultant that I wanted a second opinion and went to see a well known professor at The Brompton. I found it a worthwhile consultation but of course it was just a one-off and cost me a fortune. At this point in my life, I would love to be able to attend either the Brompton, Freeman's or Wythenshawe but again I would have to pay the full whack and could not attend on a regular basis. The hospital I attend isn't that bad in itself but it's afflicted with the cost cutting and bad management plague and cannot be relied upon to provide a bed or care when necessary. I think this is true of all the hospitals here so there's really nowhere to change to. But having said that, if push came to shove and I felt my life or health was in the balance, then I possibly would consult one of the UK's top 3 resp hospitals.

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skischool in reply toBilliejean_2

i have been lucky in that Wythenshawe,although not in my local trust area is only about 15 miles away,but i am sure,in theory we could demand a referral to any hospital under the NHS within the uk without cost but they would put immense time barriers in place to it into effect.Even now i am seriously considering spending more of my pension pot on my hernia opp as i know it will be months or more before i can get it,on the NHS,xx

Scruffy is in your hand luggage I assume?

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Knowing Scruffy she,s probably already gone business class and on catnip cocktails before i even get my economy seat.....xx

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jackdup

Thank you for a good chuckle, and glad all went well.

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skischool

My pleasure i love to bring a little frivolity into our sometimes depressing lives.keep well

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