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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tesco.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their trolley.

"What do you think your doing?" Asks the wife.

"There on sale,only £10 for 24 cans," he replies.

" Put them back,we can't afford them" demands the wife,and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the wife picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in their trolley.

"What do you think your doing?" Asks the husband.

" It's my face cream,it makes me look beautiful." Replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: " so does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price..."

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casper99

Hahaha, good one Strummer.

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redted

Great retort

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jimmyw123

:D :D good one lol ,, jimmy :D

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hufferpuffer

Hahaha! Wicked sense of humour! :D huff xxx

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bikergrove

Ha funny Strummer !

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bulpit

Morning Strummer, very good, made me laugh and probably true, Regards Bulpit

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Jolyn

Giggling...lol

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Lyd12

Ha ha, I like that one! thanks, I needed a giggle. Iris x

Good one Strummer! Xx

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Offcut

:D

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2malinka

Priceless!

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undine

very good thank you xx

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rubyred777

Ha that was funny.wheres everyone at? Everyone can use a laugh!.

Rubyxx 😊 😊

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