A Man is sitting on the roadside looking unhappy. A passer by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. 'I've locked myself out of my car,'replies the man. 'No problem,' replies the passer-by. 'Let me try rubbing my backside on the door.' the motorist is perplexed but reckon's there's no harm in letting the man try. The passer-by puts his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the door. suddenly the lock clicks open. 'that's amazing!' Says the motorist. 'How did you do it?' 'Easy' replies the passer-by. 'I'm wearing khaki trousers.'
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Lyd that must be the worst or best one for a very long time.
Thank you and may there be many more to come. Laughed me pants off.
Not heard that before, made me smile.😃
Oh dear Lyd that took me a while, lol xx
I needed a Nobel prize to solve this, but I got it at last!
glad you got it Mic, language is strange sometimes isn't it? Iris x
Hi Lyd, it's so bad it's funny. Love Margaret x
Gave me a laugh! Xx
Sorry, don't understand!!
Chuckling....lol xx
Morning Lyd12, very good,made me laugh🚕, Have a good weekend, Regards, Bulpit
glad you liked it. Hope you have a good weekend too, promises to be fine weather.
It will be the garden or the local shops for me, luckily Im close to a lovely old market town so plenty to see on the doorstep. iris x
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