One for the road...

[Lyd12]

A Man is sitting on the roadside looking unhappy. A passer by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. 'I've locked myself out of my car,'replies the man. 'No problem,' replies the passer-by. 'Let me try rubbing my backside on the door.' the motorist is perplexed but reckon's there's no harm in letting the man try. The passer-by puts his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the door. suddenly the lock clicks open. 'that's amazing!' Says the motorist. 'How did you do it?' 'Easy' replies the passer-by. 'I'm wearing khaki trousers.'

[Sokrackers]

Lyd that must be the worst or best one for a very long time.

Thank you and may there be many more to come. Laughed me pants off.

[Lyd12 in reply to Sokrackers]

Now that sounds a bit dangerous Sokrackers, is that funnier than laughing your socks off? Keep well, Love Iris x

[redted]

Not heard that before, made me smile.😃

[Sheilab123]

Oh dear Lyd that took me a while, lol xx

[helingmic]

I needed a Nobel prize to solve this, but I got it at last!

[Lyd12 in reply to helingmic]

glad you got it Mic, language is strange sometimes isn't it? Iris x

[helingmic in reply to Lyd12]

I love languages, so much I studied smome with their culture at uni. I've always been amazed at the ingenuity of people to invent new ideas, new words, that bring about mirth and a revolution to our thoughts to enable them to evolve! Mic

[scorpiolass]

Hi Lyd, it's so bad it's funny. Love Margaret x

[Lynda1952]

Gave me a laugh! Xx

[Tetrazzini]

Sorry, don't understand!!

[Lyd12 in reply to Tetrazzini]

sorry you didn't get it. Think of the sound of 'khaki' and then the sound of car key'. OK?

[Tetrazzini in reply to Lyd12]

Oh Dear Oh dear !!!

[Jolyn]

Chuckling....lol xx

[bulpit]

Morning Lyd12, very good,made me laugh🚕, Have a good weekend, Regards, Bulpit

[Lyd12]

glad you liked it. Hope you have a good weekend too, promises to be fine weather.

It will be the garden or the local shops for me, luckily Im close to a lovely old market town so plenty to see on the doorstep. iris x