A joke for today: A wife asks her... - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

56,325 members66,957 posts

A joke for today

qbjb profile image
qbjb
13 Replies

A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs..."

Written by
qbjb profile image
qbjb
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
13 Replies
pollyjj profile image
pollyjj

Literal thinking. :-)

polly xx

hufferpuffer profile image
hufferpuffer

Haha! :D xxx

Toci profile image
Toci

:D :D

ptliverpool profile image
ptliverpool

Typical! that would be my Husband. :)

CELAT06 profile image
CELAT06 in reply toptliverpool

And mine!

Sohara profile image
Sohara

Brilliant

helingmic profile image
helingmic

emphasis on "had"! I love it!

huggs profile image
huggs

H ha. Hilarious, but it just leaves the joke open to sexist funnies, but I am resisting. Very good. I'm still chuckling!

qbjb profile image
qbjb

Xx It made me laugh out loud so I'm really pleased you all like it too! Xx

Ha Ha,loved it xxx

emileb120 profile image
emileb120

the rabbit runs, jumps, hops all day long lives about 15 years, the tortoise barely walks 1/8 mile per hour lives to 150+ years

qbjb profile image
qbjb in reply toemileb120

Ah but who has more fun ... and maybe that 150 years feels like a lot longer!!

jimmyw123 profile image
jimmyw123

:) well he did what he was told to do,,, very good , clever lol

Not what you're looking for?

You may also like...

Joke for today

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if...

Why Six.

A wife ask's her husband, " could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if...

A JOKE FOR K.O.T.C

Richard this one you can pass on to your angels. Especially for you my friend. Gone but will not...

Humour

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Tesco. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and...

A little boy comes down to breakfast.

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done...
eightyplus profile image

Moderation team

See all
AsthmaandLung profile image
AsthmaandLungAdministrator
moderator_AandLUK profile image
moderator_AandLUKAdministrator
Claire_ALUK profile image
Claire_ALUKAdministrator

Content on HealthUnlocked does not replace the relationship between you and doctors or other healthcare professionals nor the advice you receive from them.

Never delay seeking advice or dialling emergency services because of something that you have read on HealthUnlocked.