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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.

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Suzy6

Correct I had to read it twice. Clever.

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knitter

Mmmm....I had to read it quite a few times.

Thanks for exercising my brain cells though

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pergola1

Clever stuff, Berwick. Thinking that good cheer in this awful weather, is helpful, so thanks ++

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silversurfer

Clever I has to read it several times, will try it out on my daughters boyfriend. A Monday smile. thank you Berwick.

Bethan.

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rambi

Great, love it and yes Berwick I did read it twice. x

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Steph57

I also had to read it twice just shows the difference between men and women enough said.

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needtobreathe

LOL LOL LOL

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jimmyw123

ha ha ha, i must admit though, i had to read it twice [and im a man ha ha]

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tomc

Yep That's me!.

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undine

lol ..... I think?

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