An evening giggle

[wowsa]

WOMEN'S REVENGE

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. How you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider?

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day, about 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men'. The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.'.

The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you'

WHO DOES WHAT (Love this one)

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should make the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

[Steph57]

Hi wowsa they made me laugh so much and the brew ones the best. I don't know where you get them from but keep them coming. X

[Mavary]

Hi Wowsa. I loved the in law one. The creation one and lastly the remote one. The last one would be the worst thing I could do to my Husband. He loves his TV. Mmm! I'm tempted. Not really I wouldn't be so cruel. X

[nannyb]

Evening Wowsa, Just what I needed, still laughing, and if you don't mind I am just going to tell my husband about Hebrews. I could do with one right now. Thanks Nannyb xx

[Suzy6]

Good morning Wowsa that was an early morning tonic. Going to send them to a friend who needs cheering up.

[mustcarryon]

Just great, fantastic medicine to set the day.

[Hidden]

Absolutely fantastic

[morrid]

Good jokes but I am sensing a problem with men theme. Question! If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him is he still wrong?

[Toci in reply to morrid]

Definitely!

[helingmic in reply to morrid]

A saying I put on my fridge!

marriage is a relationship .. in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

[morrid in reply to helingmic]

I make and appreciate jokes about marriage if only to convince myself that never getting married was my choice rather than the multitude of rejections I've received.

[helingmic in reply to morrid]

When you try to court, the first one you meet says no, the second says no, the ...... thirtieth one says YES!

[morrid in reply to helingmic]

I sort of gave up trying at 29. Damn!

[junespoon]

Great has given us a good laugh, x

[Toci]

Thanks, enjoyed those.

[helingmic]

I so love men and women's jokes! I think it's because it's... about us all! thank you to lighten our evenings!

[tatteka]

That is the only pleasure i have had since losing my husband, i have sole charge of the remote control and i now find myself channel hopping just like used to do he must be laughing his head of watching me,

[jimmyw123]

great again wowsa,, great what a wee laugh can do,, jw