>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ADVENT 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~Santa buys a hearing aid.
Santa, hard of hearing, realises that he needs to buy a hearing aid, but he is short of cash.
''How much do they cost?'' he asks the shopkeeper.
''That depends'' he says'' they run from £20 to £2,000.''
''Let's see the £20 model'' asks Santa
He puts the device around Santa's neck instructing, ''You just stick this button in your ear and the wire down into your pocket.''
''How does it work ?'' Santa inquires
''' For only £20 it doesn't work,'' the shopkeeper replies ''But when people see it on you they'll shout at you''
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Mistletoe and wine,children singing christian rhymes..........
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~~ IT'S A CRACKER
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs
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