Good Morning
I thought that I would give myself a wee pick me up and
this Christmas Daily Friday Laughter is just for you
Please enjoy.
Berwick xxxx
One little star on the top of the tree,
Two little presents underneath for me,
Three silver ropes twisted around the tree,
Four colored lights shining prettily,
Five shining balls flowing silvery.
Oh, what a sight for use to see!
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I made a Christmas wish for you,
For a holiday full of pleasure,
Friends and family all around,
And memories to treasure.
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May this holiday season
leave you with precious memories:
A Christmas filled with love and light
perfect gifts, delicious foods,
love and joy all around.
A New Year with continuing blessings
friends, family, good work, great fun,
and delightful surprises.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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christmas poem
We’re thinking of you at Christmas time,
Sending this cordial Christmas rhyme,
With our very best wishes and heartfelt good cheer;
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Poinsettia smiles in winter.
People know Christmas is nearer.
Yellow pistil with red leaves appear
In all greeting cards every year.
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Christmas is a time of joy,
A time for love and cheer,
A time for making memories,
To last throughout the year
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A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
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Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.
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After the gifts have been opened
After the tree is gone
After the carols have faded
May the happiness linger on.Merry Christmas
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All the elves at the North Pole are pooped
Their wee little eyes red and drooped
Making train sets and dolls
High tech toys or round balls
And since Santa left, well nigh to looped.
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A Naughty Little Poem
She whispered ‘will it hurt me? ‘
‘Of course not’ answered he
‘It’s a very simple process,
You can rely on me.’
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The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I
Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
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May the good times & treasures
of the present become the
golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish u lots of love, joy & happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS.
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Christmas is for children.
But it is for grown-ups too.
Even if it is a headache,
a chore, & nightmare,
it is a period of essential
defrosting of chill & hide-bound hearts.
The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him and asked ‘What do you want for Christmas?’ ‘Something for my mother, please,’ replied young lady sweetly. ‘Something for your mother? Well, that’s very loving and thoughtful of you,’ smiled Santa. ‘What do would you like me to bring her?’ Without pausing, the lady answered quickly, ‘A millionaire son-in-law.’
Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’.
Don, aged 57. ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.
Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino’s for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’
Why did the little boy push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws.
Question: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Answer: Forty feet of track – all straight!
Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Answer: Ribbon hood.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed
What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !
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Who's there ? Mary Mary who ? Mary Christmas !
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Q. What's red & white & red & white &red & white & red & white??? A. Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!!
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What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick!
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Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
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What do you have in December that’s not in any other month? The letter D!
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Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
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Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever.
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Christmas is truly a magical moment.
Your money disappears into thin air.
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The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you can’t beat it…
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What’s furry and minty?
A polo bear.
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.
Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful.
A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.
You know you are going to be old,
when Santa starts looking younger.
Cinderella was a poor football player- Do you know the reason?
Answer: She used to run away from the ball.
Name the special part of your body during Christmas?
Answer: mistletoe.
Hope that you enjoyed them
Please have a great weekend
Breath Easy My Friends
Berwick xxxx
Daily Laughter Friday
Merry Christmas 
