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To all you Macho men!!!!!

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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,

while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year,

male reindeers drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,usually late November to mid-December

Female reindeer retain their antlers till

after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical

rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,

EVERY single one of them,from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be a girl.

We should have known........

Only women would be able to drag a fat-

ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world

in one night and not get lost.

Richard Cornish

Happy Christmas to all of you who have retained a sense of humour

BREATHE EASY =FRIENDSHIP

all year round

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cofdrop-UK

:-d :-d :-d

X

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jabber

Love it! Do you mind if I copy and put it on my facebook page?

And a very happy Christmas to you too!

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojabber

Ofcourse you can

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jabber in reply toKingoftheCocktails

Cheers! :-)

Great! xx

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jandan

Hope you don't mind but I pinched it too :)

Happy Christmas

Janet

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tojandan

The more the merrier,anything to cheer someone up.

Loved it! xx

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nuttiella

So true! :-D

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libby7827

Brilliant - thanks! :()

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maxer

Brilliant xxx

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katieoxo60

I like it,Happy Christmas and many more laughs

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tokatieoxo60

I will try to make you all smile a little in 2013

Oh boy that was good,I'm still laughing xx

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