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My mum just sent me this, you may have already had it in your e-mails, as it seems to be doing the rounds. But just in case you haven't, I thought I would share.

little story to start your Christmas season in the right spirit.

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Christmas pressure.

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated,Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely

day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

Nin

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so cute love it

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply to

Thanks :)

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phillips1

Nice one Nin

Bobby xxx

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply tophillips1

Hi Bobby, how are you?

NinAz. Xx

I have heard it before Nin but it is well worth repeating :d How are you and that lovely hubby of yours? Good I hope. xx

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply to

Not a good week, Az's Cretin kicked off again on his Birthday, of all days, ended up with a 999 call at 3am followed by a week at the Hossy. He came home yesterday, still in pain and full of Christmas Bah Humbug. We had to cancel our trip to Essex, so am now stuck with a load of pressies. Other than that we are good.

Hope you're well. :)

NinAz Xx

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Are you calling Az a cretin? :) Oh dear poor chap hope he is feeling better soon. Give him my love please and to you of course dear Nin. Sorry your trip was cancelled but if you have any spare pressies you know where to send them :d Love and hugs. xx

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Ah just seens Az's post. You shouldn't confuse me like that Nin you know how i can get then :O xxx

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Hahaha !! Sorry about confusing you. X

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply to

Lol, I wouldn't call him that, a moody so an so, but not a Cretin. It doesn't matter about the trip, as long as he gets well. Love to you too xx

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redted

Very good and no I had not heard it before, perhaps I live a sheltered life,Lol

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toredted

Lol Glad you liked it. :)

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RibvanRey

Love it. Best Xmas tale ever heard.

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toRibvanRey

Hope you have a good Christmas

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redted in reply toi_am_iamnins_nin

You too,enjoy every minute.

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toredted

Thanks Red Ted :)

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Softwabbit

Love it nins never heard it before and will tell my grown up grand kids it lol

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toSoftwabbit

Hope they enjoy it :)

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Shirleyj

Love it x

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toShirleyj

Merry Christmas to you Shirley

Hahaha.......love it. Merry Christmas to you.

J.

Hahaha.......love it. Merry Christmas to you.

J.

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply to

You have a good one too Budgiesmom

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FarmerD

I know how Santa was feeling! :D

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toFarmerD

Don't we all Farmer D

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undine

lol lovely thank you xx

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toundine

Hi Undine, hope you have a nice Christmas and New Year.

Xx

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jimmyw123

:D :D i thought id replied to your post nin,, now i know the true story :D jimmy xxx :)

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply tojimmyw123

Hi Jimmy. Hope you had a good Christmas. :)

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jimmyw123 in reply toi_am_iamnins_nin

yes thanks nin, i did that :) , i went to my sisters for dinner , hope you had a good one too, love jimmy xx :)

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Jolyn

Lol...lol....love this. :-D

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i_am_iamnins_nin in reply toJolyn

Glad you liked it Jolyn, and hope your new year is going good for you :)

Nin

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