PUNS!

Toes are like the punctuation marks of the feet.

or

You toe-tally nailed it.

or

The marathon runner had cold feet at the starting line.

or

They’d make a great podiatrist; the’ve got a real sole for it.

or

You are heel-arious!

[MadBunny]

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest .

Broken pencils are pointless .

[Hidden in reply to MadBunny]

Excellent ones !! All good !!! 😂👍🫂🤩🤩🤩

[MadBunny in reply to Hidden]

Hopefully Bazzak will appear with some 😁

[HopeforMiami in reply to MadBunny]

🤣🤣👍

[Bazzak]

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.

Most people don’t realize Argentina is so cold.

It’s bordering on Chile.

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

[Hidden in reply to Bazzak]

so funny and really liked the last one. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 😆

[HopeforMiami in reply to Bazzak]

So good!! 🤣🤣🤩🤩👍

[HopeforMiami]

😂🤗

[AsoingerbobTheGreat]

My train of thought can sometimes go completely off the rails.

What did the sponge say to the sea star? Suck it up.

That man's outfit was so fire, he was kicked out of the store for no smoking.

Talk between to cars: "Hey, I'm gonna take a brake." "Yeah, you look exhausted." "Does our boss not see we're tired?" "That man needs to put his gears in drive."

[HopeforMiami in reply to AsoingerbobTheGreat]

👍😂🤗

[Hidden in reply to AsoingerbobTheGreat]

You rock 😂 😂 😆