PUNS!

[Vonus5591]

Toes are like the punctuation marks of the feet.

or

You toe-tally nailed it.

or

The marathon runner had cold feet at the starting line.

or

They’d make a great podiatrist; the’ve got a real sole for it.

or

You are heel-arious!

[MadBunny]

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

I used to be a banker but I lost interest .

Broken pencils are pointless .

[Vonus5591 in reply to MadBunny]

Excellent ones !! All good !!! 😂👍🫂🤩🤩🤩

[MadBunny in reply to Vonus5591]

Hopefully Bazzak will appear with some 😁

[HopeforMiami in reply to MadBunny]

🤣🤣👍

[Bazzak]

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.

Most people don’t realize Argentina is so cold.

It’s bordering on Chile.

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

[Vonus5591 in reply to Bazzak]

so funny and really liked the last one. Couldn’t stop laughing 😂 😆

[HopeforMiami in reply to Bazzak]

So good!! 🤣🤣🤩🤩👍

[HopeforMiami]

😂🤗