Before getting a MDD diagnosis … make sure you’re not, in fact, surrounded by assholes.
[Woefully] Biologically Appointed Princess Shit for Brains on Turd Island thanks to anti depressants and stress.
ISO clever shit I can read hunched over on my throne.
Prayers for worshiping the porcelain God welcome. All dominations.
If you wanna go out expect … “Namaste in the bathroom tonight.”
I got “important” shit to do; just make me laugh while I’m doing it.
Going through domestic violence … Dad’s got cancer. PFA on my MOM since July.
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ok Pres, we got your back. Sounds rough over the pond at your place right now. Sorry about your folks and thinking about you, wishing you nothing but peace, as well as a close toilet. If it’s any consolation, I have a cold and every time I sneeze or cough, it’s a near, or worse than near, miss. Last 2 days I think of only you on my porcelain god, which has been a lot. Be well my friend. Your loyal VPofTP.
Same ole same ole. Staying close to toilet as always. (Crohn’s disease). Rehanging all pics in my home as hubby/kids hung everything too high! It looks ridiculous so I decided today is the day I fix this problem. How you doing? Any thing exciting happening with you?
Just know I am sitting on my Goddess too. ALL OF THE TIME. We can be poopy potty buddies. You are our President and deserve all of our support! Maybe this will make you laugh....
I am on a medicine to make my stomach move called Metoclopramide. It literally moves the stomach to better digestion. My issues recently have been constipation followed by a laxative in recent months. The side effects are brutal (Parkinson's shakes that don't go away)...so am on a small dose. I had my first formed stool in a year! I may change that day to my birthday. 🎉
Ha no total shakes yet but I am def in line to get Parkinsons. It's an irreversible side effect of the stomach drug. I only took once with a heavier meal yesterday. I live in Idaho where they will never introduce mmj. Not a fan of this state but that's another LONG story. I just ordered something yesterday called THCA. It doesn't have the high feeling and can be sold in any state. Now if you heat it apparently it can activate the true THC. I also live in CT where it is legal both recreationally and medically. This past summer in CT, my weight was so poor that I gave it a whirl and was able to get 10 pounds over the summer. Only Penny poopy poo can understand that I have already been on the toilet (yes with iPad) for the past 5 hours! I actually used to kick box women! Hahaha. I can be pushed over by my kids. We all tested positive for covid so YAY. I'll be down shortly I'm sure. Sending virtual hug and hope you leave your bathroom! Cheers my friend.
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