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What do you give a sick bird, TWEETMENT.

What do owls say when its raining, TO WET TO WOO.

What kind of bird tastes fruity, A KIWI.

Which birds steal soap from the bath, ROBBER DUCKS.

When should you buy a bird, WHEN ITS GOING CHEAP.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish, TWEETIE PIE.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up, JAIL BIRDS.

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LovelySnow

Haha.🐣🐦🐥🐤

There should be an owl emoji.

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AntiSocialSocialClub in reply toLovelySnow

🦉

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LovelySnow in reply toAntiSocialSocialClub

Aww - I can't see what you posted... But let me guess - an owl?? I can't see it because I am on my android phone. Maybe you have an iPhone.

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AntiSocialSocialClub in reply toLovelySnow

Yes, it is. I'm on my computer, but my guess is that it will show on iPhone too. I have an android phone too so I know. It's kind of strange how it doesn't show on those. You just see a rectangle right?

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LovelySnow in reply toAntiSocialSocialClub

Yeah - a rectangle with an X in it. Some friends have iPhones, so it's a familiar "emoji" for me. :p

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Mumma_h

Hahahahaha, lol, that's cute. (Laughter really is amazing medicine ) thanks gerrerd 😆🐥❤️

I have a parakeet. 🦅🦆🦉🦃🐓🐣🐤🐥🐦🐧🕊

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JAYnLA

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