What do you give a sick bird, TWEETMENT.
What do owls say when its raining, TO WET TO WOO.
What kind of bird tastes fruity, A KIWI.
Which birds steal soap from the bath, ROBBER DUCKS.
When should you buy a bird, WHEN ITS GOING CHEAP.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish, TWEETIE PIE.
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up, JAIL BIRDS.