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What,s black and white and noisy. A panda playing the drums.

What,s a mouse,s favourite game. Hide and squeak.

What did the elephant say to a naked man. How do you breathe through something so small.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole. Hot cross bunnies.

What has antlers a high voice and wears white gloves. Micky Moose.

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I miss Brian, I think his screen name was Bridder. He told terrible jokes routinely. Now don't get me wrong, your jokes are pretty bad lol:) but Brian's bad jokes were in a class by themselves lol:)

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I will see if I can make them worse !

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Laughter is the best medicine!

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Keep taking your medicine !

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Ha! Ha!

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