I wish I had a detachable head, so I could just take it off for a while and get some peace!!!
Just zip it off, put it down on the floor for a while, until I need it again for talking or eating or some other
thing that a head does.
Either that, or just get it re-wired, or re-tuned, or even a bloody volume-button if all else fails..
Aw well, we can dream can't we..