Ok...... it's that time of year when I attempt a foray into the home fake tanning world.... it's the usual debacle, stinky tacky, etc etc etc........
I roped old man in to assist with the re-sealing of the queen Mary (( me !! )) I supplied him with the tanning mousse glove thing, and stripped ( me not him ! )
oh my good god π€‘π€‘π€‘π€‘. Let me suggest a picture for you ; my husband is used to painting the fence and shed ππππ do you get the picture ********
D'you remember those immortal words from the film 'Jaws' ? "We're gonna need a bigger boat" ............. well my bloody husband is "gonna need a bigger SHED" f*f***ff ............................................ ............ To bloody well sleep in ........ !!!!!! Before I could stop him, he gave my, pardon the crudity, my pubic area a quick sweep !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I would match !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh !!!!!!!!
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Trierisme
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Yes, a very funny account. I read it to my wife and she thought it was hilarious, too. On the subject of fake tanning products, she suggested the use of Garnier Summer Body, since it's something she applies regularly throughout the year (a gradual tan builder) and likes the results it provides.
Being fair skinned, she uses the light/medium lotion and you cannot tell that she's wearing false tan.
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