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Silly, not even Christmas-y, Joke

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An old man, goes to the Doctors, complaining of constipation. The Doctor prescribes some Suppositories and suggests, that the man, return in a few days. Three days later, the same old man, is back in the Surgery only, insisting that, the Suppositories are 'Not Working, At All'. The, rather confused, Doctor askes "Have you been using the Suppositories 'correctly'?" "Of course, I have" replies the old man "what do you think I've been doing....Sticking Then Up my A*se?"🤷‍♂️🙄

Christmas Jokes, to follow....My Good Fellow😋

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