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joke [hope it's ok] :)

A man walked up to the chilled counter in the supermarket.

"Er pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

the shop assistant said "Sorry?"

" du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

shop assistant says in a loud voice

" I don't speak French. I'll get the supervisor"

the supervisor smiles and asks "Can I help?"

"Pardon. du fromage a bethlehem sil vous plais?"

"Oh right" she says,

"You want the Cheeses of Nazareth!"

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very good haha merry christmas to all.

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love this, merry christmas xxx

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Thank you for brightening up my day. Perhaps we should have a regular joke spot?

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Tres bon!!

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That was a bit cheesy! :D

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touche mon ami! :P

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I hope this one is ok to......

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, come on baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."

Hehehe! Merry Christmas all! :-)

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thankyou for making me really laugh out loud!

hohoho!

sandra.

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can I use it?

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Well it's not mine to give; just (a clean!) one copied from the tinterweb! :-)

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post it in it's own blog in case anyone misses it.

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Well if you insist!

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Ok you lot asked for this one! So here goes- What cheese is 'made' backwards? Answers on a postcard? Well maybe not! Actually it's EDAM. Then there was the dyslexic who went to the 'Toga' party dressed as a 'Goat'. Ok I'll quite whilst I'm ahead here-alright I'm NOT ahead but I'm running fast!

Merry Christmas all

AndrewT

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